Dear Mr. Snow Miser,

Thank you so much for taking the time to ignore my request for no snow. I can see by looking out my window that you have been a very busy man. I have heard tales that you "...never want to see a day, That's over forty degrees, I'd rather have it thirty, Twenty, ten, five and let it freeeeEEEEEEeeze!," but don't you think snow on the ground of 49 out of 50 states is a bit much? I guess it's true what they say, "you are cold-hearted and have ice in your veins." I believe I will be going to visit your brother, Mr. Heat Miser, to see if he can do anything to fix the weather here. If he can't heat things up, then I will be going to speak with Mother Nature. I just wanted to warn you so you two boys can come together and stop this feud once and for all.

Snow bound in KY,
Cari